Barnes McBride/Dialogue

First Encounter

In the locker room

"I've got a sponsor thing in 5. We've met now, right? I better get going."

"This is some grade A language!."

Before the match

"Excuse me? You saying that's me?"

"How about you go Rated E for everyone!, 'dude.'"

"..."

After the match

"It's terrible, man. No strategy to it. Just a glorified slot machine. Also I REALLY need to get to my sponsor thing."

"I hope you have a nice day!."

Second Encounter

In the locker room

"I know what you think of me. Just a stupid guy with money. Right? But I'm not stupid. I have a LOT of thoughts. But I need to focus on cleaning up my image for my sponsors. So I'm keeping those thoughts to myself."

Before the match

"We're NOT RIVALS. You can't just make that a thing."

If the player says they're rivals

"(I hate this.)"

After the match

"Okay NO. There's NO strategy. NO options. just pounding each other until someone drops the ball. In a word: TERRIBLE. And I have a broad vocabulary of additional words for this which I have been advised not to use anymore."

Final Encounter

Before the match

"I wanna tell you somethin'. Before I stepped out here, the King pulled me aside. Said he wants me to throw this one for you. Gotta make it look legit though. I know how to do that."

"But you know what? I foh my! refuse. I'm sick of holding myself back. I'm sick of that stupid King. And I'm sick of YOU. We didn't get this far just with money. I'll show you exactly where all our sponsorships came from."

If the player loses

If the player wins

"GOD! Fuh oh! can't say that! nope nope nope UP YOUR nope come on"

"Boops still going my oof "

"                    (this one is especially problematic)                    "

"yowza."